As. If.
1. You might break a nail.
2. You could even bruise a male ego or two.
3. You’ll eat properly and still be able to lose fat. Work of the devil!
4. You’ll look more like an athlete and less like a runway model. Skeletal is sexy, right?
5. You’ll be able to lift heavy things without asking a man for help, thus upsetting the balance of the universe.
6. You will be seen in public without high heels.
7. You’ll grunt, sweat and feel sore. So unladylike!
8. You’ll be proud of your pert bum instead of being self conscious about it like a normal woman.
9. You’ll be more active and confident instead of sitting around looking pretty. What are you, some kind of feminist?
10. You’ll be stronger, leaner and sexier – and we all know where that can lead!
Obviously a joke.
Stolen from Shay Sorrells - Biggest Loser season 8 contestant.
Re-posted by the girl who helped her boyfriend lift a 70-inch television onto the wall after he asked the boys for help, and nobody would do it.
Awesome!
xoxox
~J
2 comments:
LOL look at you! 70 lbs!? [ heads right to the gym ]
LOL. Best compliment I ever got was from a buddy who was helping me move (back in the day when moving was the price of a cube van + pizza and beer for 12 of your closest friends). He told me I moved like a guy - because I actually helped to lift my own stuff. Guess he'd spent too much time moving girls...
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